Fun .vbs scripts

Heres a few .vbs scripts i found. All you have to do it copy and paste the code into notepad and save it as "any name".vbs
where "any name" is put whatever you want to save it as, just make sure it has .vbs on the end

Disco on your keyboard
Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop

to end the script press CRTL+ALT+DEL go to the processes tab and end wscript

Make the computer talk
Code:

strText = "your message here"

Set objVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
objVoice.Speak strText

Where the text "your message here" is type what you want the computer to say. This process ends by itself

Make the computer go "ding" then popup a messege
Code:

Set objVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
Set objFile = CreateObject("SAPI.SpFileStream.1")

objFile.Open "c:\Windows\Media\Ding.wav"
objVoice.Speakstream objFile
Wscript.Echo "your message here"

where the "c:\windows\Media\Ding.wav" put what sound file you want to be played. I think it only likes .wav i havent tryed out .wma or .mp3 yet. Also where it says "your message here" is the message that gets dispalyed after the sound

Make the Microsoft Office assistant popup and say something
Code:

On Error Resume Next

strAgentName2 = "MERLIN"
strAgentPath2 = "C:\Windows\Msagent\Chars\" & strAgentName2 & ".acs"
Set objAgent2 = CreateObject("Agent.Control.2")

objAgent2.Connected = TRUE
objAgent2.Characters.Load strAgentName2, strAgentPath2
Set objPeter = objAgent2.Characters.Character(strAgentName2)

objPeter.MoveTo 700,300
objPeter.Show

objPeter.Play "GetAttention"
objPeter.Play "GetAttentionReturn"

objPeter.Speak("your message here")

Wscript.Sleep 1000

Set objAction= objPeter.Hide

Do While objPeter.Visible = True
   Wscript.Sleep 250
Loop

This script ends by itself. where it says "your message here" type what you want it to say.

Error message
Code:

lol = msgbox("your message here")

where it say your message here type what the error message should say